|Name|| Barbecue Sauce |
|Hometown|| Garen, Minnesota|
|First Appearance|| March 23, 2008|
Barbecue Sauce is Unwinder's best friend. He looks up to Unwinder and wants to be as cool and hip as him. His slavish devotion is sometimes exploited by Unwinder. He lost his lips in an accident involving smoking and Gasoline-Spit Debbie. He is a big anime fan and has been known to cosplay as Goku and Jaded Lament. His sister Amy is a skilled hacker and she sometimes plays pranks on him. His greatest fear is dying alone.